Saturday, February 5, 2011

a short story with European road signs

The theme has been around several years, but this version expands it a bit:

"one day as he went out walking
he saw a woman lying down
and felt his ardour rise
his blood did a lap
he threw himself in the water
invited her to drink a coffee
then to the restaurant
they left on a trip
on diverse excursions
he visited her house
she told him she was taking the pill
while reposing on the bed
she spread a leg
then the other
then the two
the reaction did not take long
he penetrated her
started a back and forth
and noticed she was no longer a virgin
he proposed some other positions
she refused
but asked him to accelerate
while making comments on his engine
then she saw all colours
she cried out
she had lied to him!
she wasn't taking the pill
carried away by his elan
impossible to go back
9 months later she rang him
from the clinic
she had two children
his world crumbled
and the troubles begin
moral
to not make a woman pregnant
plan ahead"

from pignouf.com (our translation)

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