Monday, December 19, 2011

shows that could boost TVNZ 7 ratings

TVNZ 7 tried to offer more on TV, but is being ditched in favour of moron TV.

Wallace has written with the following suggestions for new shows:

Steven and Friends. A NZ version of Thomas the Tank Engine, only instead of trains it has road rollers, graders, sealing machines and trucks.  Steven is the fat controller!

Parliamentary Challenge. Two teams compete to see which has any brains, and if so how long it takes to use them! 

The Kapiti Hillbillies A struggling debt-ridden family hits the big time at Paraparumu when they discover water oozing from an underground spring in their garden. Kapiti District Council immediately replans its mega million dollar swimming pool to be built around it and buys their home and land.

The Biggest Loser Teams compete in coping with different obstacles to travel around NZ. First episode: from Palmerston North to Wellington: Steven Joyce by Ministerial car with marked police escort, Nathan Guy with an Air Nelson chartered flight, and Joe Public using the KiwiRail Capital Connection service. Sure to be lots of scrapes and bruises along the way!

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