Tuesday, February 7, 2012

imagining life under Steven Joyce as Führer

In response to yesterday's post, Murray has written with what the first decrees of Reichskanzler Joyce would be:-

1. All trucking company bosses and truck importers to be made Knight Commanders of the Reich with state provided mansions
2. All truck drivers to get state paid luxury vacations, except those who voted Labour
3. All environmentalists, critical journalists and railway enthusiasts to be sent to forced labour camps to build the new autobahns
4. All trains to cease and be sold off to pay the country's higher fuel import bill
5. Monuments glorifying the new order to be placed at the beginning of every autobahn.

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