more unfortunate newspaper headlines

The sort of headlines that make you wonder what the subeditor was thinking, although in some of the examples he/she may have been deliberately ironic...

not such a miracle cure then

rather what you would expect

you don't say

dad probably was excited too

remember it needs four s's and four 1's

 

 

 

quite understandable

you mean the winter didn't kill them off?

clearly they aren't Lazarus types

isn't that what they are supposed to do?

  

yep, that figures

 

probably not what the competition organisers intended

no surprises there

they must have other talents

he's probably right about that

it seems that was inevitable

those apathetic types

 

you would be surprised if any did

 

hopefully he has his life insurance paid up