satire - give-way rule modifications for West Auckland...

The Purple Holden Ute has right of way over the Blue Holden Ute. 

 Real cars will continue to have right of way over Japanese cars.

Holden will never give way to Ford, and vice versa, leading to collisions whenever they meet. 

 Trucks will continue to have right of “weigh” because they weigh more.

With some exceptions. Here the rubbish truck is heavier, but must be overtaken or it will hold up traffic, which is a crime against god and nature.

Buses weigh a lot, but, being a form of public transport of course, never get right of way. Note how all these drivers co-operate to ensure there is no gap the bus can push into.

Classic cars have right of way, so the Holden gives way to the Jag XK120, with some exceptions...

Ford Capri claims classic status but Holden Ute gains right of way because the Capri has been painted pink….and it’s a Ford. 

Holden HZ gains right of way over Holden SS V, not because it is a classic but because the SS driver is more worried about scratching his paint work. 

Citroen DS claims right of way as a classic, but no one ever gives way to the French.

Real classics claim right of way over not really classics like this 1980s Rover 3500 

Time machine gets right of way over everything, except… 

Magnum PI, because nothing holds up that moustache [See Ferrari refutes the Decline of the West, in Republican Party Reptile, PJ O'Rourke].

 (thanks to Cliff for sending this in)