Nathan Guy reading the Dominion Post: ''Gee whizz, we have had over 120,000 people using the new trainsets to Waikanae in the past year ... now that's just fantastic!"
Steven Joyce reading NZ Contractor magazine. "Urgh [frowns], they had better not get too used to it otherwise no-one will want to use my new super duper Kapiti expressway!"
Nathan: "Yes they will.... well, we will anyway, as we have a big fleet of BMWs to use up at the taxpayers expense."
Steven: "Right! Now you've motivated me again, I will go and play with my Tonka trucks. Who's for half an hour in the sandpit with me?"
(sent in by Wallace)
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